THIS                      
YEAR'S 
CHRISTMAS    
wish LIST                  


1 - A bald rat

2 - Wasps

3 - A top hat / condoms

4 - A swan grinder

5 - A Terry's Chocolate Orange

6 - Some sort of ham (preferably rancid/old)

7 - A puffin (possibly wearing a little bomber jacket if possible)

8 - Bunty Hoven

9 - A brand new pair of testicles.

10 - 1000 hens