Gus the Fox

FOX SLANG

SOME WORDS THAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD BEFORE - UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A BIN.

RIZZLEKICKS (noun) /Riz-Al-Kix/ -

This is slang for the convulsive fit that a fox or other wild animal can go into if it consumes petrol. Sometimes this act can be enjoyed recreationally.

i.e : Vile Clive drank fuck loads of Castrol GTX out a tramp's shoe and got the rizzlekicks so bad that he almost died.

BRUSHSTROKER (noun) /Brush-Stroke-Er/ -

This is what we call people who bum fox

i.e : Yeah, my mate Keith Rice reckons that Jonathan Dimbleby is a bit of a brush-stroker. going to steer well clear of that bugger's garden from now on thank you very much.

STINGLING (verb) /Sting-gling/ -

The act of getting off with a wasp (behind a leisure centre).

i.e : I've been stingling a wasp I met by the bins. Think I'm going to marry the cunt. His name's David Jason. Like the actor who played Frost and Del Boy.

BAD-SALAD (noun) /Bad-Salad/ -

A meal prepared in a prostitute's wig

i.e I had a bad-salad for my tea. It mainly tasted like jizz.

COCKADOODLING (verb) /Cock-D-Dood-Ling/ -

The act of punching a hen so hard in the throat that the little red bit on top it's head blows up and it lays a red egg.

i.e : I've just been cockadoodling. Why else do you think I'm eating this red egg?

INCYGNIFICANT (adjective) /In-Sig-Nif-Ik-Ant/ -

Any animal smaller than a swan. (Any animal that you shouldn't have too much trouble bullying)

i.e : When I realised that the dog was incygnificant, I kicked it in the bollocks and called it a prick.

MONGTH (verb) /Mong-Th/ -

A moth that has cerebral palsy.

i.e : I got trapped in a shed with a mongth the other day. That was a laugh. Not.