FOX SLANG
SOME WORDS THAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE HEARD BEFORE - UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A BIN.


RIZZLEKICKS (noun) /Riz-Al-Kix/  - 
This is slang for the convulsive fit that a fox or other wild animal can go into if it consumes petrol. Sometimes this act can be enjoyed recreationally.
i.e : Vile Clive drank fuck loads of Castrol GTX out a tramp's shoe and got the rizzlekicks so bad that he almost died.

BRUSHSTROKER (noun) /Brush-Stroke-Er/  -
This is what we call people who bum fox
i.e : Yeah, my mate Keith Rice reckons that Jonathan Dimbleby is a bit of a brush-stroker. going to steer well clear of that bugger's garden from now on thank you very much.

STINGLING (verb) /Sting-gling/  - 
The act of getting off with a wasp (behind a leisure centre).
i.e : I've been stingling a wasp I met by the bins. Think I'm going to marry the cunt. His name's David Jason. Like the actor who played Frost and Del Boy. 

BAD-SALAD (noun) /Bad-Salad/  - 
A meal prepared in a prostitute's wig
i.e I had a bad-salad for my tea. It mainly tasted like jizz.

COCKADOODLING (verb) /Cock-D-Dood-Ling/  - 
The act of punching a hen so hard in the throat that the little red bit on top it's head blows up and it lays a red egg. 
i.e : I've just been cockadoodling. Why else do you think I'm eating this red egg?

INCYGNIFICANT (adjective) /In-Sig-Nif-Ik-Ant/  - 
Any animal smaller than a swan. (Any animal that you shouldn't have too much trouble bullying) 
i.e : When I realised that the dog was incygnificant, I kicked it in the bollocks and called it a prick.

MONGTH (verb) /Mong-Th/  - 
A moth that has cerebral palsy.
i.e : I got trapped in a shed with a mongth the other day. That was a laugh. Not.

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