doing
THROUGH THE BLINDS / CURTAINS AND THAT
TIM HENMAN
Stood in his living room (pretty much nude).Basically
wearing nothing but a pair of leather chaps/lederhosen.He was covered in blood
and smiling. He kept shouting something about apple juice. There were several
dogs. His
house was engulfed in flames throughout.
VERNON KAY
He was in his shed. It was a nice shed. Quite
expensive looking. It almost looked new. Perhaps he’d just built it. That would
explain why he was wearing a tool belt and why he was very sweaty. He was
wearing a ‘Homer Simpson’ t-shirt. He was also fucking a horse.
FELICITY KENDAL
She was in her conservatory (posh). She was
wearing a wedding dress and entertaining guests. She was blind drunk and at one
point she was sick in a pot plant (some sort of cactus). Alan Rickman was
there. He was playing a trumpet.
ALISTAIR DARLING
This was a few weeks back. He was outside his
house in the middle of the night. He had loads of felt pens around him. It
looked like he was trying to ‘colour his car in’. He was just stood there in a
pair of Billabong surf shorts and frantically trying to colour this bloody car
in. He kept mumbling things like - “Turn red you cunt” and “why can’t you
be more red you stupid bastard?”