IDEAS FOR SOME NEW COCKTAILS

CHUBBY JESUS
raisins (+ingredients)

GRUMPY THOMAS
grenadine, burnt plums, champagne, lager, 400kg minced beef

BENDER'S LUNCH
lemon, vodka, butter, rum, spermicide for dogs

AN ENORMOUS PICTURE OF AN OTTER
whiskey, Lilt, velcro, chocolate, dice and bits from board games all sort of floating about in it. Annoying 

LIME BUKAKE
water, milk, lime, poppers
(Served by a man who's in trouble with the Inland Revenue)

HOMOPHOBIC SPRITZ
strawberry liqueur, angostura bitters, served with a short video of hateful old man complaining about the gays

THE VICTORIAN CRAB FESTIVALS
Prosecco/cod
(injected intravenously when you're not looking)

Lupeni 29 is a 1962 Romanian drama film directed by Mircea Drăgan. It was entered into the 3rd Moscow International Film Festivalwhere it won a Silver Prize.



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