NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC! 101
ANNUAL MUSI
REVIEW- 2018


I'm going to review the new 'Now...' compilation again.
This time I've invited my band along to help. We released a few tracks (I noticed none of them are on the comp) this year which has propelled us into absolutely nowhere and secured our place in musical history right alongside all the people who've never released anything. 

This is my third year reviewing the 'Now... ' compilations and I was absolutely fucking stunned last year to learn that the quality of pop music was, in fact, getting worse. I hold out zero hope that that trajectory has gone in any other direction, so I've had to dose myself up to the tits on Kestrel Super Strength and Herbal speed just to ensure that I'm just far enough removed from reality and ensure that the music won't send me into an anaphylactic shock like it did last year.
Let's go. This is all sort of your fault.

1 -LITTLE MIX FT NICKI MINAJ - Woman Like Me
Fuck this, I'm out....Changed my mind about doing the entire thing.