tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34725767666926819632024-03-13T04:31:45.283-07:00Gus the FoxAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15685523304336455696noreply@blogger.comBlogger246125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3472576766692681963.post-67344341277403008652023-06-19T02:38:00.004-07:002023-06-19T02:38:32.177-07:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjidXaocJBYl1y30zUd3DteUY97Uiio8s8xYpUFErPDhExZNiCp2uuUo3SJjbQGUDUVxXVWjUOGJ8L2CiYO3PE5MeNwPN88YX8khfvuAGIZcWL9Y1cEqMWYj8HhXQq4Poh6KiGYktwefYtivRKplwi4q5CoyIoUymP6l64Pjs9wXwnsaSkS0vNeKas3tCdc/s901/Screenshot%202023-06-19%20at%2010.37.59.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="642" data-original-width="901" height="351" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjidXaocJBYl1y30zUd3DteUY97Uiio8s8xYpUFErPDhExZNiCp2uuUo3SJjbQGUDUVxXVWjUOGJ8L2CiYO3PE5MeNwPN88YX8khfvuAGIZcWL9Y1cEqMWYj8HhXQq4Poh6KiGYktwefYtivRKplwi4q5CoyIoUymP6l64Pjs9wXwnsaSkS0vNeKas3tCdc/w492-h351/Screenshot%202023-06-19%20at%2010.37.59.png" width="492" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>Gus The Foxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13179671659775547802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3472576766692681963.post-87991106583329451972023-06-19T02:37:00.001-07:002023-06-19T02:37:04.068-07:00<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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caret-color: rgb(68, 68, 68); color: #444444; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, FreeMono, monospace; font-size: 19.799999237060547px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><span style="font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: 73px; letter-spacing: -6px; line-height: 30px;">NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS - PROVED</span></span></div><div class="page" title="Page 1"><div class="section" style="background-color: white;"><div class="layoutArea"><div class="column"><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.2; margin: 2.114898681640625pt 9.31134033203125pt 0pt 9.500907897949219pt; text-align: left;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">This week scientists at CERN finally proved, once and for all, </span><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: transparent; color: #222222; font-size: 16pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">that there is indeed ‘no business like show business’ after </span><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: transparent; color: #222222; font-size: 16pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 16pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">studying the claim for over half a century.</span><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: transparent; color: #222222; font-size: 16pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.2; margin: 14.27099609375pt 10.05426025390625pt 0pt 0.17000198364257812pt; padding: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8330001831054688pt; text-indent: -0.8330001831054688pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: transparent; color: #212529; font-size: 17pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">A team of scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland have this week finally proved, once and for all, that there is indeed ‘no business like show business’. </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.2; margin: 20.501007080078125pt 5.367431640625pt 0pt -0.034000396728515625pt; padding: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.22100067138671875pt; text-indent: -0.22100067138671875pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: transparent; color: #212529; font-size: 17pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The phrase - which was coined in 1954 by Irving Berlin for his hit musical-comedy film of the same name - has been the focus of much study in the scientific community for almost 70 years, and finally a consensus has been reached. </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.2; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0.5610008239746094pt; margin-top: 20.501007080078125pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: transparent; color: #212529; font-size: 17pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“It’s now beyond doubt” said Head Professor, Ed Shoulders. </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.2; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-right: 3.43621826171875pt; margin-top: 20.160995483398438pt; text-indent: 0.5610008239746094pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: transparent; color: #212529; font-size: 17pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“Our team have been working on this conundrum by smashing various particles together at 99.9999991% the speed of light for many years and finally the results are conclusive” he continued. “There really is no business like show business”.</span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.2; margin: 0pt 25.22674560546875pt 0pt 0.20400238037109375pt; text-indent: 0.3569984436035156pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: transparent; color: #212529; font-size: 17pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">“For a short while, whilst experimenting with highly radioactive synthetic elements such as Dubnium, we thought that show business may have had slightly similar qualities to coal mining or contract cleaning” said senior lab technician, Dr Justine Pollock. “But after more tests and the discovery of Oganesson (117) we became convinced that Mr Berlin was correct in 1954 and there really are no direct similarities between show business and anything else” she continued. </span></p><p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.2; margin: 20.5009765625pt 22.0172119140625pt 0pt 0.10200119018554688pt; text-indent: 0.08499908447265625pt;"><span face="Arial, sans-serif" style="background-color: transparent; color: #212529; font-size: 17pt; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-weight: 400; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;">The team of boffins are currently trying to work out whether there’s any truth in the 1999 theory that ‘There Ain’t No Party Like An S Club Party’ before the particle accelerator is closed down due to the European energy crisis. </span></p><p><span id="docs-internal-guid-c45562ca-7fff-7404-d6f2-9c80e4a5e9ec"></span><br class="Apple-interchange-newline" /></p></div></div></div></div>Gus The Foxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13179671659775547802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3472576766692681963.post-9372503842647214722022-07-14T07:42:00.002-07:002022-07-14T07:42:30.224-07:00<p><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial Black;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-size: 73px; letter-spacing: -6px;">ALPHA-CUNTY SPAGHETTI</span></span></p><p><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16pt; font-weight: 700;">Woman sueing canned goods manufacter for producing “tin of filth”</span></p><div class="page" title="Page 1"><div class="section" style="background-color: white;"><div class="layoutArea"><div class="column"><p><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt;">A mother of two is taking a well known tinned food company to court for selling a product that she claims has become “jam packed with curse words and explecitves” and says that she wants their brand of ‘Alphabetti Spaggheti’ removed from the supermarket shelves for good.</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt;"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt;">Brenda Foghorn from Didcot Parkway described how she used to enjoy making mealtimes more fun for her youngsters by using the tomato-based-pasta shapes to spell out little messages and funny words when they sat down for their tea.<br />“I’d used to write them funny little things when they got home from school” she said. “I’d spend a few minutes arranging the letters to ask if they had a good day at school or make a list of animals and stuff like that” she continued.</span></p><p><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt;">Brenda, who recently got divorced, said “I used to think it was quite an enjoyable and eductational additon to their supper but just recently some of the filth that’s been cropping up wouldn’t be suitable down the dockyard”.<br />Brenda, 41, whose husband has recently left her for a 19 year old Youtube influencer, went on to say - “not long ago the tins would contain the lyrics to Taylor Swift songs and stuff like that but just recently its been kicking out ‘cunt’ this and ‘fuckstick’ that - On more than one occassion I’ve had to scrape their entire dinner into the bin and order a Chinese”.<br />Now Brenda is taking the American food processing company - who sell 56 other varieties of food which isn’t litterered with vile profanities - to court.<br />“I’d like to see this rot taken off the shelves or failing that, I’d at least like some compensation for bringing this sort of filth into my household, especially as my husband and his new slut are currently refusing to pay any sort of child maintenance”.<br />The case continues.</span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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font-size: 73px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px 0px 16px;"><span style="color: #444444;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "arial black"; letter-spacing: -6px; line-height: 30px;">DOGFISH NOW ELIGIBLE FOR CRUFTS</span><br /></span></p><div class="page" title="Page 2"><div class="section" style="background-color: white;"><div class="layoutArea"><div class="column"><p><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 16pt; font-weight: 700;">Kennel Club to allow tiny sharks to be displayed at prestigious dog show</span></p><p><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt;">The UK Kennel Club - whose job it is to oversee various canine activities- have today </span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt; font-style: oblique;">BOW-WOWED </span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt;">to </span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt; font-style: oblique;">‘PIER PRESSURE </span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt;">from dogfish owners and stated that they will now be allowed to display their pets at next year’s Crufts show at the National Exhibition Centre. The sub aquatic creatures had been on a long list - along with American Pitbulls and Pyrenean Mastiffs - as not being recognised by the estemmed Kennel Club (which was founded in 1873) but following a lengthy campaign, they’ll now be strutting their stuff along with the best of them at the world famous dog show in 2023.</span></p><p><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt;">Spokesman for the organistion, Duncan Jowells said “we’re thrilled to finally recognise these creatures from the order squalidae, but its not going to be without its complaications”. “At the moment we haven’t decided what category dogfish will elligible for, but I suspect it will either be in the </span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt; font-style: oblique;">toy </span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt;">or </span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt; font-style: oblique;">pastoral</span><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt;">” he continued.</span></p><p><span style="color: #222222; font-family: Helvetica; font-size: 12pt;">However, some dog trainers aren’t happy with the decission. Dog breeder, Hetty Balbatross, whose Shetland Sheepdog competed in last year’s agility competition said “I think it’s a riculous decission. They’re already talking about flooding the entire venue with 2 million gallons of water, which is fine for the dogfish, but it’s going to make that bit where the lesbians dance with their dogs nye on impossible without lots of expensive scuba gear”. “If they want to the display their dogfish then they should drag them around in a little tank otherise it’s simply not fair on all the dogs which don’t have gills” she said.<br />Mr Jowell’s responded to the backlash by saying “we undertand that it’s going to be a bit of an upheaval, but it would be unfair on the 4 people that we know of in UK who keep dogfish as pets to deny them the opportunity to join in on the greatest show on Earth”.</span></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheRZlWk8bKrwO-F6h2IMovHUj7F2evdJpS_GzazG9usm8UyQXYv7qEU5ChJXD8pcu00hsC3rGDv-d5ubnlGaQyPOT49hfsC5sY_fmTIZxSFMvmJm2shmdoCjJdV5x5-wCgmDya9jz5TOr3p7MphyPYXjKAF97vgqCFz-kK6SUxVJ_xwhiWWFeChnzcHw/s1176/Frank-Epstein-holding-a-dogfish-shark-at-the-Mount-Desert-Island-Biologic-Laboratory-in.ppm.png" style="margin-left: 1em; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2gusRt862dk/YGLn9yjRo2I/AAAAAAAAEoY/GGUyA4mw7pAHNZ75IVytM9qpTwmPSF1uwCLcBGAsYHQ/s776/Screen%2BShot%2B2019-08-20%2Bat%2B15.04.26.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="776" data-original-width="555" height="706" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2gusRt862dk/YGLn9yjRo2I/AAAAAAAAEoY/GGUyA4mw7pAHNZ75IVytM9qpTwmPSF1uwCLcBGAsYHQ/w505-h706/Screen%2BShot%2B2019-08-20%2Bat%2B15.04.26.png" width="505" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p>Gus The Foxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13179671659775547802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3472576766692681963.post-80875534988048045482021-03-29T07:26:00.009-07:002021-03-29T07:27:43.823-07:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(68, 68, 68); color: #444444; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, FreeMono, monospace; font-size: 19.799999237060547px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: 73px; letter-spacing: -6px; line-height: 30px;">THEY GOT HIM!</span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(68, 68, 68); color: #444444; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, FreeMono, monospace; font-size: 19.799999237060547px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: 73px; letter-spacing: -6px; line-height: 30px;">YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME YOU FURRY LITTLE NONCE! <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HJQbc3LPpDQ/YGHi1geI-LI/AAAAAAAAEm0/Suy5bjncnDE9TPd34_Y-t5s-ptUPm1riQCLcBGAsYHQ/s602/Screenshot%2B2021-03-29%2Bat%2B15.18.50.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="346" data-original-width="602" height="288" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HJQbc3LPpDQ/YGHi1geI-LI/AAAAAAAAEm0/Suy5bjncnDE9TPd34_Y-t5s-ptUPm1riQCLcBGAsYHQ/w501-h288/Screenshot%2B2021-03-29%2Bat%2B15.18.50.png" width="501" /></a></div></span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(68, 68, 68); color: #444444; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, FreeMono, monospace; font-size: 19.799999237060547px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal;"><br /></div><p></p>Gus The Foxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13179671659775547802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3472576766692681963.post-45999187435586896672021-03-29T07:21:00.004-07:002021-03-29T07:21:43.213-07:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2d4p3rINXB0/YGHiXGw7TcI/AAAAAAAAEmo/4UQPO-tZc_EMesbnDCTAnFMplZ_E-S4xgCLcBGAsYHQ/s600/Screenshot%2B2021-03-29%2Bat%2B15.18.34.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="396" data-original-width="600" height="307" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2d4p3rINXB0/YGHiXGw7TcI/AAAAAAAAEmo/4UQPO-tZc_EMesbnDCTAnFMplZ_E-S4xgCLcBGAsYHQ/w466-h307/Screenshot%2B2021-03-29%2Bat%2B15.18.34.png" width="466" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>Gus The Foxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13179671659775547802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3472576766692681963.post-1138815324788427492021-03-29T07:20:00.004-07:002021-04-07T14:41:27.801-07:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: start;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: 73px; letter-spacing: -6px; line-height: 30px;">'WHY YOU MUSN'T MARRY WASPS...AND OTHER REVELATIONS'</span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(68, 68, 68); color: #444444; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, FreeMono, monospace; font-size: 19.799999237060547px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: start;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: 73px; letter-spacing: -6px; line-height: 30px;">COMING </span></span></div><div style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(68, 68, 68); color: #444444; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, FreeMono, monospace; font-size: 19.799999237060547px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: start;"><span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: "arial black"; font-size: 73px; letter-spacing: -6px; line-height: 30px;">SOON</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mGfCdD3wSf0/YGHNkwTvFoI/AAAAAAAAEkI/yqwa7D9Xn4Qt4slsCNhlCBVVM_tTvwMfACLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Enlight1812.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1986" height="475" src="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mGfCdD3wSf0/YGHNkwTvFoI/AAAAAAAAEkI/yqwa7D9Xn4Qt4slsCNhlCBVVM_tTvwMfACLcBGAsYHQ/w460-h475/Enlight1812.JPG" width="460" /></a></div><br /><div style="background-color: white; caret-color: rgb(68, 68, 68); color: #444444; font-family: "Courier New", Courier, FreeMono, monospace; font-size: 19.799999237060547px; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; text-align: start;"><br /></div></div><p></p>Gus The Foxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13179671659775547802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3472576766692681963.post-54587528027557774102020-10-21T06:55:00.002-07:002021-04-07T14:27:45.788-07:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='493' height='288' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwHBj1Wbc6EwYvCrD36V-4ZtlzwA-YHZxfcxcW_In_IKaWOGV1G-kcLbLZAAwfxPRayRfrQaTbzApy0hmIrww' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><br /><i style="caret-color: rgb(68, 68, 68); color: #444444; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif; font-size: 19.799999237060547px;">This year's John Lewis advert is bleaker than </i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: georgia, times new roman, serif;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-size: 19.799999237060547px;"><i>I was expecting</i></span></span><i style="caret-color: rgb(68, 68, 68); color: #444444; font-family: georgia, "times new roman", serif; font-size: 19.799999237060547px;"> </i><p></p>Gus The Foxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13179671659775547802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3472576766692681963.post-12677839278132819822020-06-27T04:42:00.003-07:002020-06-27T06:04:01.216-07:00<br />
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><b><i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Covid-19 scuppers plans to celebrate the big day across the country.</span></i></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>For the first time on record, people across Britain will be spending Flying Ant Day at home instead of with friends and loved ones owing to the social distancing restrictions caused by the coronavirus.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>The annual event which sees the tiny insects grow wings and take to the skies in vast swarms is enjoyed by millions in the UK but many have reluctantly decided to give it a miss this summer and put twice as much thought and effort into next year’s festivities instead.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>“It’s such a terrible shame” said 69 year old Carol Boswolox from Cirencester, “My family were going to travel over from Australia to celebrate Flying Ant Day with me this year but they’ve been forced to cancel their tickets”. “I don’t know if I’ll even bother putting a tree up…and you can bet your bottom dollar they won’t put any good ant films on the telly”.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>And it’s not only consumers who are missing out on the merriment, businesses are going to feel the pinch as their usual surge in revenue is cruelly snatched away by the fickle finger of fate.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>Sussex Landlord, Donovan Pentecost, said he’s worried that he may have to permanently shut his doors if Flying Ant Day is as much of a washout as experts have predicted. “Our beer garden would usually be full of revellers frantically swatting at the air as billions of males and new queens leave the nest to mate and get in everyone’s drinks and hair and make their skin crawl, but this year we’ve barely had any bookings whatsoever”. “I’ve got 200 turkeys in the freezer that look like they’ll be going to waste” he continued. “We’re deeply concerned”.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>The Reverend Richard Cole was slightly more philosophical and tried to remind everyone about the true meaning of Flying Ant Day. “Although it is lovely spending this special time with those closest to us, Flying Ant Day has become rather commercial over the years”.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>“Perhaps this year will be a good opportunity to enjoy some quiet reflection and remember that Flying Ant Day should be about the ants”.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Me and Jules love waking up early to the pitter patter of tiny feet as they scuttle around on the bedroom window trying to get in. I like a more traditional Flying Ant Day so I’ll usually cook a goose on the BBQ and we’ll eat it in the garden, swearing and cursing as the stupid wankers flutter and bundle their way into all the food and everybody's faces until we get so angry that we just lob all the food in the bin and go inside and order a fucking Chinese. Perfection.</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">I find Flying Ant Day the most magical time of the year and would love to make more flying-ant-based TV shows. Next year we’re thinking of making it into a live television extravaganza like Comic Relief or Red Nose Day and we’re planning on getting Ant and Dec to present the entire thing from inside a termite mound in the Masa Mara Game reserve. I can’t wait.</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">I’m fascinated by the history of Flying Ant Day which actually started about 92 million years ago between the Cretaceous and Miocene periods. Back then people wouldn’t celebrate with sparklers and cakes like they do now because humans didn’t exist. I’d love the opportunity to go back and experience a traditional Victorian Flying Ant Day. We’ve all seen the beautiful old watercolour greetings cards depicting children riding ants through the streets of London and to me that really encapsulates the entire spirit of this special time of year.</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Well Flying Ant Day has totally transformed my life thanks to my smash hit song ‘I Wish It Could Be Flying Ant Day, Every Day’ in the 1970’s. Back then everyone would write a song about Flying Ants but these days it seems to have gone out of vogue thanks to the bloody X Factor. I don’t have a very rock and roll Flying Ant Day anymore and am more than happy picking up my royalty cheque from the doormat and spending the day in the garden with the family.</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">It’s a frightfully busy time for me and I’ll usually be snowed under with ‘Antomime Season’. I’d love to be able to get out a bit more and enjoy the revolting swarms but I’ll more than likely be camping it up on stage in a matinee performance of one of the many ant-based fairytales. “They’re behind you!”</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="-webkit-font-kerning: none;"><i><span style="color: #444444; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">I love making decorations on Flying Ant Day’s Eve and have wonderful memories of curling up in front of the fireplace with my Grandmother and cutting out ant-shaped paper chains and lanterns. We’d go absolutely ant crazy and deck the house from top to bottom before leaving a biscuit out for Father Termite and going to bed terrified at the thought of him crawling down our chimney and converting to his new and horrifying winged form.</span></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>“I’ve got hundreds of giant redwood trunks out back that I’m waiting to carve the faces of owls and bears into but at the moment I don’t see the point until I’ve sold the ones that are already sitting on the shop floor”</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>“I worked out that my garden is about 50 metres long and I can walk it in about 30 seconds which means this snail must have slid down the wall and raced up the garden and overtaken me at an astonishing 1.6 metres per second or 3.7 miles per hour. Possibly even faster as I have no idea how long he’d been waiting for me”.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>“When I eventually got through to The Guinness Book of Records they also questioned whether there was any chance that there could have been more than one mollusc in my garden but after I explained just how similar they looked they took me at my word and that seemed to be good enough for them”.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>Mr Buntings snail has blown the previous record holder out of the water and will be appearing in this year’s Record book published towards the end of the year.</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-kerning: none;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><i>“Since being in isolation due to the Covid19 quarantine I finally decided to give it a jolly good crack and was thrilled to discover that I could indeed defy gravity and suspend myself about 10 centimetres off the floor for about 3 or 4 seconds at a time” he said in a video to his 22 thousand followers.</i></span></span></div>
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