THIS
YEAR'S
CHRISTMAS
wish LIST
1 - A bald rat
2 - Wasps
3 - A top hat / condoms
4 - A swan grinder
5 - A Terry's Chocolate Orange
6 - Some sort of ham (preferably rancid/old)
7 - A puffin (possibly wearing a little bomber jacket if possible)
8 - Bunty Hoven
9 - A brand new pair of testicles.
10 - 1000 hens