TOP CUNTS:
GANGS OF 
THE EDL
In case you were in any doubt about the fact that the far right are both braindead and terrifying in equal measures, I've been wading through some of the more depressing chambers of Twitter in a quest to learn a bit more about the mentality of the people who are seemingly winning the current war of civilisation. 
Go and check it out. They're all there, talking bollocks and spelling racial slurs incorrectly. On the whole they each look like the bloated carcass of a walrus that's washed up on beach and had swastikas scratched into its flesh by a group of naughty schoolboys. They're all great and after spending a bit of time reading what they have to say you'll definitely grow to love them and definitely not want to reintroduce the smallpox virus into every corner of the planet in a bid to instigate the apocalypse as soon possible.
To make it a bit more fun I've turned it into a game of 'Top Trumps' but be warned, it's not really that fun and the content of this post is fucking offensive and the views expressed by these sad little plonkers contain some of the really bad words that I wouldn't even use to describe my mate Sexy Chris.

There's something about the EDL presence on Twitter that is quite interesting however. It's funny how supporters of the EDL all have similar biogs at the top of their profiles. They're all a basic variation on each other's. Almost as though they haven't got a single fucking braincell and just regurgitate whatever bonkers horseshit they've just read elsewhere.

It's also weird how they all seem to hate their wives. That doesn't seem like something you should brag about. If you're living in a house with someone who doesn't talk to you or have sex with you and you just have to sit in your cum-encrusted armchair moaning about immigration whilst your wife stares at you and your fat belly with disgust from the other side of your stinking prole hole, then you're pretty much one of the saddest cunts around and you've turned your life into an absolute bollocks. An absolute bollocks I tell you.

Anyway, enjoy the 'Top Trumps'. Cut them out, use them and enjoy them. Whilst we play, perhaps we can learn something about these Cataclysmic, Storm Force 12, Sultans of Shit.

1 - BIG BAD DAVE

This guy's got three kids...So that's good



2 - KEITH 'BRUTE' GIBBS


I guess when most people lose custody of the kids they don't stop to consider whether or not they're an absolute shitmachine.

Ps. Nice nickname...if you act in gay snuff films.



3 - EDL DAVE
This guy loves Carling more than the person he has to share a bed with. What a fucking cool dude. I want to be him. I want his life.
(Way to spell foreigners, genius)

4 - JAMES ROYSTEN
He's trying to chop his own arm off with a turkey baster in his profile picture so we can assume he's hardly Oxbridge material.
Extending your hatred to the disabled seems like a pretty extreme move as well. It would be amazing if he got quadraspazzed by a bus and then you got to watch him outside the hospital in his Doc Martens trying to stamp on his own head.
(It's unclear whether Stella is his wife or his beer. Given how it seems to be trendy to 'hate the wife' we'll assume he's talking about the latter)

5 - Mark 'Nutter' Smith
Seems like a good guy

6 - ALAN LEE 53

Good profile pic. let's get a closer look.



This is what we want British people to look like; A toddler with an ageing disease that's been brought up in a pitch black cave on a diet of of its own tods.

Don't be fooled by his suave and sophisticated appearance, a closer inspection of his account reveals that he's actually a horrid cunt.



7 - MAC



This is a UKIP supporter. Those are the facts.

8 - JOHNNY MURPHY
There's no one quite like Grandad

9 - DARREN BERRY
Holding guns in pictures and threatening to kill people is one of the best ways to start changing your life around in a way.

10 - WAYNE 'DIGGER' ADAMS
Top Tweet : "Not a racist or anything, just despise coloured folk.
Finally, a rational and considered argument to an age old issue.

11 - GERRYENEMYOFTHESTATE
This one appears to be a paedophile. What an absolute legend.

12 - TERRY JOHNSON
Hates 'forner', doesn't mention flora.

13 - LOTTY 'SLAG' DAVIES
OH good. Women can be horrible cunts who can't spell as well.

20 comments:

  1. I'd love to watch a tv programme that was just all these legends locked in big brother style house but with no booze .
    No, actually, loads of booze.
    And a big, unexplained, ticking clock on the wall.

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    1. A countdown in big red numbers

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    2. I love you. But can we make it a prison???

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    3. Magnificent game, nice to see the tradition of cunt Trumps evolve as clearly as these individuals

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  2. the future of little England. lets get them all on
    Big Brother, stick Farage and that other Nutter, Nuthall in there and the whole of the country can watch them tear each other apart.

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  3. Old royston the expat who hates foreigners, very pwculiar

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    1. I'm always amazed at the ex-pat anti-immigration mob and their total lack of self awareness. *sigh*

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  4. Been trying to play your top Cunts but the gibberish and bellend values make it very hard to win on these !

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  5. What a bunch of whoppers. As an overweight and tattooed Brit that embraces other cultures and loves diversity I feel they're ruining my image.

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  6. It's amazing how they've all managed to reproduce with those faces and'political' views

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  7. Well thanks for that .. I've just seen stuff I cannot Unsee .. Did you really have to blow-up Alan Lee's picture?

    If I had created these people and put them in a book none of you would believe me ..

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  8. Funny how one of them supports the IRA. Also, the divorced Catholic made me chuckle. I think I'm going to follow Blackadder's lead and move to Nepal where I will live as a goat.

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  9. "loves sex" "Hates women" , and if he's like the rest of the glitterati on display here, he probably hates gays as well, that really only leaves solitary sources of gratification... quite apt really...

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  10. Knuckle Draggers Ltd,what a bunch of idiots

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  11. I really want to believe these are spoof accounts but I really don't think they are.

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  12. I hate to say it but I think I know some of them from Britain First on Facebook...

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  14. most of these are spoof accounts...

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  15. Did think this was funny until you used the term 'prole holes'. Quickly realised that none of these accounts are actually real.

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  16. How dare you deny my fathers existence!!!

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