SOME SHIT THAT A FROG
might be thinking
I don't know exactly what goes on in the mind of a frog. I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd love the opportunity to climb inside the mind of an amphibian and have a big old wander about.
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"Haha. Look at the shape of my legs. They're absolutely bloody ridiculous. Deary me."
"I sometimes get the impression that Owen doesn't like me"
"I wish I hadn't just had sex with that toothbrush. Come on Rob, you've got to get your act together mate"
"FUCK ME! That dragonfly's got fat legs"
"Blimey. I know she's just a tadpole but I probably still would. I know it's a bit wrong but I totally would"
"I'm jealous of Owen Sledge. His webbed feet are magnificent. And his ribbit...Wow...Can that guy ribbit"
"I've fallen out of love with Jenny"
"Wow. Sitting on a lily pad certainly isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm bored out of my fucking skull"