a possible afternoon
with a worm
- Meet the worm
- Kiss the worm on the cheek/worm
- Offer the worm a drink/lunch/massage (offer to pay half of the bill)
- Chat with the worm. Have fun with the bastard
- Go for a nice walk around a National Trust garden/stately home
- Buy the worm something in the gift shop (pencil/pencil case depending on how well the date is going)
- Get off with the worm behind some bins
- Gin and tonic? Take the worm for a gin and tonic
- Get drunk with the worm
- Start crying and talking about all the problems you've been having with Lisa. Talk about the affair
- Get into an argument with the worm. Get unnecessarily aggressive and start being sick. Shout at the worm. Start screaming at the cunt as if you've completely lost your marbles
- Glass the worm with a bottle of WKD
- Get your coat and ask if the worm would like a lift home
- Drop the worm home and kiss the worm on the cheek again. Be the perfect gent
- Wave farewell to the worm
- Go home and have a wank and a long hard think about what you're doing with your life
